Pomona fair > OC fair

Really people? Getting your teeth whitened at the fair? gross

FF If @JennyJohnsonHi5 @jennyandteets and @kellyoxford were the only people I followed, I'd still be thoroughly entertained all day!

Restarting my PC all day makes me really happy to go home to a MacBook at night. windows POS

Really, Hollywood? Rioting over a DJ show? If you tried that in Vegas, we'd laugh while watching hotel security punch you in the head.

Something like this. Crumbling city = work crap we leave behind! http://ping.fm/lg6ye

I envision our takeoff to Hawaii as one of those scenes in 2012 where they fly off just as everything falls in on itself.

Me and @MyDeformedElbow better hurry and get to our vacation before the crankiness swallows us whole!

Dear @Target: Those little stick on handles that you put on items too big for a bag? Genius.

Sleeping with the windows open is nice and cool but slightly terrifying. Am convinced every sound is an axe murderer. wuss

VACATION IS SO CLOSE! woo

Mine's the only cat that looks at the red light from a laser, shrugs, and goes "meh."