Sunday, November 05, 2006

Musings

Did someone knock me out and put a metal plate in my head? Did I suddenly become a amnesiac kleptomaniac? Lately, I've been setting off store alarms. Grocery stores, drug stores, the mall... and not just when I'm leaving! They go off when I enter! The looks you get when that happen, wow. I'm like, "what are you looking at? I just walked in!"

I don't know if it's just here in Nevada (I doubt it), but this election is ugly. The ads are just mean! Not to mention repetitive and overplayed. I believe it's my civic duty to cast an educated vote, which I'll do now that I've read my voter's guide. But more than anything, I'm grateful I won't have to endure any more mudslinging. Don't they realize those kind of ads don't really make them look any better? I'm more apt to say "who does this person think they are?"
See what I mean below.






The police just visited my house. My neighbors were setting off fireworks, so I called the non-emergency number. Oh yeah, I'm that neighbor. Just be quiet and we'll get along fine. You and your barking dogs.

JDM

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