Monday, August 07, 2006

FooFoo Framed?

OMG I thought this was hilarious. Read on...
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Ask yourself.


Is this the face of a "goon"?

You've heard the story.

"Little Bunny Foo Foo went hopping through the Forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head."

Has anyone ever dared to ask:

"Why?"

Of all the creatures of folklore and legend, none has suffered as much from slander and libel as this poor, misunderstood rabbit. He was accused of crimes against fellow rodents and sentenced to a life as a "goon".

Why?

What, in fact, was his crime?

Were there no extenuating circumstances?

Was he persecuting field mice for the fun of it?

Who is this "Goodfairy"?

Is FooFoo left without a friend in the world?

This is your chance to learn the truth!

This is your chance to own:

Little Bunny Foo Foo: A Mouse's Tale
By R. J. Ross

The Forest is home to countless tales. Little Red Riding Hood, Hansel and Gretel, Goldilocks and the Three Bears; all of their adventures took place under the shade of the mighty trees of the Forest.

There you will find Robin Hood and his Merry Men. There you will find a bear in a ranger hat suffering from pyrophobia...and there you will find a rabbit named...

Little Bunny Foo Foo

If you've been drawn to this site, you know the story. Perhaps your parents sang it to you when you were a baby. Maybe you heard it at camp. You might have picked it up from a parenting book or learned about it on line. How you heard the story doesn't really matter.

What matters now is that you learn the truth!

And what is the truth?

That is the question author R. J. Ross set out to answer. As a parent, he held his daughter on his lap, sang about Little Bunny Foo Foo and hopped, scooped and bopped his way to Foo Foo's tragic end.

While he did, questions formed in his mind...questions he could not answer...questions he knew he would never be able to answer...unless he returned to...The Forest.

This is your chance to go with him, to return to The Forest of fairytale and fable and find out what the forces of greed and corruption have done to it...and to the reputation of a poor, misunderstood rabbit.

This is your chance to hear the tale of an actual eyewitness to the events that made FooFoo a legend. Now you can get "the straight tell on Foof" from the Forest mouse who was "right there in the big middle of it".

You'll learn the truth...

About the Field Mice...

About the "Goodfairy"...

About a rabbit whose only wish was to be a hero...

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